Topic: Life

“Some days you’re the pigeon, some days you’re the statue.”

“Sometimes the best part of my job is that the chair spins.”

“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” by Joe Girard

“The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” by Lucille Ball

“When life shuts a door, open it again. It’s a door. That’s how they work.”

“Why don’t they make the whole plane out of the black box?” by Steven Wright

“Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so close to Monday?”