Topic: Life

“Life is too short to spend waiting for the microwave to beep.”

“Life doesn’t have hands, but it sure can slap you sometimes.”

“Life is all about perspective. The Titanic sinking was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship’s kitchen.”

“Life is like a cup of coffee. Sometimes bitter, sometimes sweet, always keeping you awake.”

“Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop.”

“Life is short, so make sure your Wi-Fi is strong.”

“Life is short. Buy the candy, eat the cookie, lick the spoon.”

“Life is short. So smile while you still have internet.”

“My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.”

“My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry.”

“Of course I talk to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice.”

“Running late is my cardio.”