Section: Funny Life Quotes

“I’m not clumsy, the floor just hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.”

“I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” by Chandler Bing (Friends)

“If life doesn’t give you chocolate, make it yourself.”

“If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.”

“If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel.”

“If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” by Dalai Lama

“Life’s too short to fold fitted sheets.”

“Life is too short to spend waiting for the microwave to beep.”

“Life doesn’t have hands, but it sure can slap you sometimes.”

“Life is all about perspective. The Titanic sinking was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship’s kitchen.”

“Life is like a cup of coffee. Sometimes bitter, sometimes sweet, always keeping you awake.”

“Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop.”